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December 15, 2003
Saddam clearly got the five-star treatment when he popped up out of his hole in Iraq. If you think American troops were the ones to handle him with a delicate wrist, think again!
Is there anything more humiliating for the Iraqi dictator than to be met by America's bravest while crawling out of the hole he dug for himself? Try a full-fledged manicure!
According to anonymous sources over at the ultra-jealous CBS, Hussein was viewed going in and out of his hole for days before the official capture. It was just long enough for nelly NBC executives, working on a no-bid contract, to shuttle in Kyan, Ted, Carson, Jai and Thom for the ultimate humiliation for the butcher of Baghdad.
Carson really had his work cut out for him as this display shows. Saddam, that garb is sooooo Tekrit 1977! Didn't Rumsfeld give you a Members Only jacket when he paid you a visit in the early 80s?
Ted was not pleased with this before shot. Thanks to Thom's connections, IKEA blind-drop shipped a ready-made solution. Those Swiss really show what exclusive reconstruction contracts for allies can do to a real shit hole!
Kyan has told us a thousand times. "Shave with the grain." There is nothing more humiliating than an Arab hearing it from a homo-American.
And why is our little culture-vulture, Jai, always last with the finishing touches? Remember to smile when they pick apart your reign of terror, and here is your ticket to the best seat in the court room! It's all about you, Saddam.
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